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		<title>Buffy 2.16: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[…shall I even bother to blink? Eh, if this episode is as boring as the last…ill die, or something. I am not being pessimistic just ready the title and see what I mean. Synopsis: Valentine&#8217;s Day has everyone on edge. With secret reluctance, Cordelia dumps Xander to appease her friends. Crushed, Xander coerces Amy to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=77&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>…shall I even bother to blink? Eh, if this episode is as boring as the last…ill die, or something. I am not being pessimistic just ready the title and see what I mean.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Synopsis</span>: <em>Valentine&#8217;s Day has everyone on edge. With secret reluctance, Cordelia dumps Xander to appease her friends. Crushed, Xander coerces Amy to cast a love spell, but it goes awry and every woman in Sunnydale, except Cordy, becomes pathologically attracted to him. A smitten Dru saves Xander from Angelus, but who will save him from the screaming mob? </em></p>
<p>…I have no words with which to convey how annoyed I am for what I am about to subject myself to.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">45min. later</span>: This is crap…</p>
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<p>…and it only gets crappier by the second. And some more crap.</p>
<p>I think I may need to be under the 250 word limit (for once in my blogging career!!!). This blog is called NOT LOGORRHEA, as in “shit doesn’t spool from my mouth”</p>
<p>We finally get witchcraft and it’s squandered. But I guess someone on the buffy team didn’t think this episode was crappy enough because we got some more “buffy dry humping Xander” action (whilst she is under the spell). It was revolting…BLEH!</p>
<p>Silver lining?&#8230;I don’t think there is one…er, maybe when buffy’s mom wants to dry hump him?</p>
<p>This whole thing could’ve been avoided if Cordillia was dead (as I suggested in the beginning of the show).</p>
<p>Oh man I this isn’t a trend…I’m actually hoping and praying for some pathetico-angel action…which is sad on my part.</p>
<p>Whaddya know I am actually over my word minimum!</p>
<p>Cheers</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.15: Phases</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[**Blinks** Synopsis: There&#8217;s a werewolf at large in Sunnydale and the Scoobies discover that it&#8217;s Oz. Buffy tries to protect Sunnydale residents from the beast&#8217;s savagery, and protect the savage beast from a bounty hunter who doesn&#8217;t care that his target is human 25 days out of 28. Angelus stirs up trouble. Willow convinces Oz [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=74&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>**Blinks**</p>
<p>Synopsis: <em>There&#8217;s a werewolf at large in Sunnydale and the Scoobies discover that it&#8217;s Oz. Buffy tries to protect Sunnydale residents from the beast&#8217;s savagery, and protect the savage beast from a bounty hunter who doesn&#8217;t care that his target is human 25 days out of 28. Angelus stirs up trouble. Willow convinces Oz she still wants to see him, despite everything.</em></p>
<p>Well we’ve had a consistent income of Vampy action, so it seems like we are in for a boring one. Here goes nothing:</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">45min. later</span>: As promised we don’t have much going on in this episode…well there are TWO very important things that happen. 1) Angel looks like he has no remedy, he keeps taunting BuffBuff and she’s starting to get an angry look in her eye. The second thing happens right in the first few minutes…willow squanders all the potential I saw in her (on the last episode) by opening up with a very loud and rather legitimate speech: “Oh, I am such an IDIOT”. Well done Willow, I knew you couldn’t live blissfully in ignorance forever.</p>
<p>We get a lovely scene where the gym teacher is warning the students of “dangerous people out there”…well it took the dumb-ass people of Sunnyville long enough! They have FINALLY realized that at least one student dies per episode!&#8230;good job citizens.</p>
<p>We are treated with a load of werewolves and yet another character development this episode (what else is new?!). Oz (Willow’s soon to be boyfriend whenever she decides to stop being a dweeb, get over Xander, and say ‘yes’…), this guy is a sweetheart but he is also a werewolf apparently. Thank God the hunter guy (new character that hunts werewolves and us to hunt bunnies, and elephants for their ivory&#8230;Heads up PETA), didn’t get to him first…</p>
<p>Also the only ‘bit of interesting’ from this episode is the idea that vampires are scared of werewolves (this idea also comes up in the Twilight, wonder if Meyer adapted this too).</p>
<p>An uneventful, boring episode.</p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.14: &#8220;Innocence&#8221;&#8230;not anymore buff-buff!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hhaha ready to see what happens post sex? Synopsis: Because he finds even &#8220;one moment of true happiness&#8221; in Buffy&#8217;s arms, Angel&#8217;s curse is nullified; he loses his soul and reverts to the vicious killer, Angelus. Jenny Calendar turns out to be a Gypsy spy. Devastated by these betrayals, Buffy still takes out the reputedly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=53&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hhaha ready to see what happens post sex?</p>
<p>Synopsis: <em>Because he finds even &#8220;one moment of true happiness&#8221; in Buffy&#8217;s arms, Angel&#8217;s curse is nullified; he loses his soul and reverts to the vicious killer, Angelus. Jenny Calendar turns out to be a Gypsy spy. Devastated by these betrayals, Buffy still takes out the reputedly indestructible Judge using her birthday present from Xander—a stolen rocket launcher.</em></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">45min. later</span>: Wow, well let’s take it one step at a time.</p>
<p>The beginning is hilarious. I loved that Whedon (the writer and director of this episode) has decided to include the awkward morning after in a totally different way…first off Angel is not even there he’s off somewhere in pain. So Buffy is left to wake up to an empty left-side of the bed. She then proceeds to go home, to face her mother…who gives her a weird up and down look. I swear mothers know when you’ve gone and lost it…its freaky.</p>
<p>But anyway we the audience know that something is wrong with Angel while Buffy doesn’t…the effect it’s somewhat endearing, I definitely connected with Buffy a tinsy-bit better.</p>
<p>In the midst of this catastrophic romance we get some more troubled romance. Willow reaches her peak of vulnerability…she is outstanding and Alyson Hannigan (the actress who portrays Willow) does an amazing job here. Where is here, you ask? Well, as it turns out (I may have forgotten to mention this in the midst of my excitement over the buffy/angel sex) Xander and Cordillia have been romancing in broom closets…they are discovered and Willow, instead of furious, is hurt…hurt more then I thought her capable…her line is effective; girly run down the hall way and all.</p>
<p>“You’d rather be with someone you hate then with me” she says without tears but her words were laced with pain…I felt everything she felt. It was like when you have this dream and deep down you know it won’t happen but you allow yourself to believe it will anyway. Before you know it the dream is your reality and then suddenly actual reality hits you in the face, and your left with nothing but the feeling of endlessly falling…</p>
<p>Good job Willow, perhaps the effect was partially because I had grown so accustomed to ignoring your lines, but it was effect none-the-less.</p>
<p>In more comical news (“identify yourself right the hell now!!”)…how easy is it to break into a Navy base and steal a rocket launcher in order to kill the Judge (who is supposed to be invincible to man-made machines, but as Buffy said “that was then this is now”)? So easy, Xander can do it!!!</p>
<p>Back to Buffy. The girl has fallen into a medley of harmonious shit. Angel has lost his soul…and therefore his ability to be good and it’s all Buffy’s fault for allowing him to orgasm…and thus, feel happiness. She has broken the curse that bind-ed him, and now he’s on the killing/evil rampage. I cant say that this is a bad twist but I wish there had been a bit more happiness before we had to plunge back to moronic vampy crapland.</p>
<p>In ending, the ending was phenomenal. Angel taunting Buffy about her inability to hurt him because she loves him…there was good girl power there.</p>
<p>For those of you who aren’t watching: She lifts her stake, hesitates, and agrees that she can’t kill him. Drops the stake, kicks him in the balls and says “just give me time”</p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.13: &#8220;Surprise&#8221;&#8230;oh please Nooo!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well here we go, were going to be SURPRISED!…probably not though, since they have ruined the surprise by saying surprise…I guess we all know that its Buffy’s birthday now. Patience is a virtue Buffy-team! Synopsis: Buffy turns 17 and the Scoobies plan a surprise party. Meanwhile Drusilla plans her own celebration as Spike collects her [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=51&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well here we go, were going to be SURPRISED!…probably not though, since they have ruined the surprise by saying surprise…I guess we all know that its Buffy’s birthday now. Patience is a virtue Buffy-team!</p>
<p>Synopsis: <em>Buffy turns 17 and the Scoobies plan a surprise party. Meanwhile Drusilla plans her own celebration as Spike collects her presents: the disassembled pieces of The Judge, an ancient demon called to cleanse the world of humanity. Stymied at every turn, Buffy and Angel go back to his place to regroup, where they confess their deepest feelings and make love for the first time.</em></p>
<p><em>WHATS!! Hhaha! I was right on the birthday…but the deflowering of Buffy (while expected) was definitely a surprise, this show makes me feel like a psychic…but it also makes me want to kill myself… </em></p>
<p><em><span style="text-decoration:underline;">45 min. later</span></em><em>: Well I would love to jump straight to the sex but someone has to make sense around here so I shall abstain till further notice. </em></p>
<p><em>We start off with some passion (good foreshadowing tactic), it’s pretty well shot…but I wish the kissing wasn’t so sloppy and pronounced, ease up on the scoring there team. Also, props to the clothing/set design people…I love the use of contrasting colors during the opening scene with Buffy and Angel…vamps look creepiest when they wear white (don’t think I don’t notice these things…I am literally searching with a magnifier for good things about this show)!</em></p>
<p><em>The term ‘carpe diem’ (seize the day…shout-out to any Avenged Sevenfold fans…why are there any avenged sevenfold fans???…I kid I kid…) was used today. It was ruined by Willow…the depressingly sad redheaded dweeb looking girl who has the audacity to wear a giant purple hat, the color of the “gay” teletuby thing…need I say more? Man that girl is sad…</em></p>
<p><em>We get another snidbit of Potter-ism and twilight-crap with the Judge guy. Twilight and Buffy seem to share the idea that vampires can be dismembered and then put back together if not killed correctly. So the Judge, who has a steel hand much like the steel hand that Voldemort gave wormtail in Harry Potter, gets put back together and he kills the good/righteous in order to strengthen himself…but we are left on a cliff…so who the hell cares anyway, let’s get to the sex…no wait not yet one more thing first… </em></p>
<p><em>There is yet another character development in this episode (it seems like every lame character in this show has a wonky past…I’m bored already). This one comes courtesy of Jenny Calendar, the computer science teacher who makes me want to barf when she starts googley-eyeing and seducing Giles. Apparently he should get checked for any potential STD’s, because as it turns out her name is Jana Calendar a gypsy who is family with Drucela (Spikes, childlike weirdo-future seer, main squeeze; who shares a birth-date with Buffy). Apparently Jena is here to ensure that Angel is not feeling any happiness…the reason he gets to keep his soul is so that he can live in misery for his actions for the rest of eternity…and don’t think I’m just telling you this crap for dramatic effect…this stuff is important!!</em></p>
<p><em>Men, apparently, there is no greater pickup line than: “I love you…” closely followed by “I’ve tried not to”.</em></p>
<p><em>It is the Buffy people, not I, who do the “telling you crap for dramatic effect” stuff. There are so many references to ‘being wet’ in this episode it’s ridiculous. Buffy changes her clothes like three times (from water damage) before ending up in the river with Angel…there is also the rather wet kissing in the beginning that I touched upon. </em></p>
<p><em>Well I guess the water motif ends with her and Angel making some passionate love in his twin-sized bed. </em></p>
<p><em>It was actually not sickening to sit through…the cliff hanger was a bit annoying…but I guess these people have to do something to make me watch the next episode, they don’t know Dunphy’s on their side.</em></p>
<p>Hhaha Buffy’s been de-flowered on t.v.! WHAT WILL THE PRIESTS SAY?!!</p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.12: Bad Eggs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Err this title is so troubling, come on buff-people I am rooting for you here, do not mess this up! **Blink** Synopsis: For Health class, students unknowingly adopt “eggs” of a Bezoar demon growing under the school. Its arachnoid “babies” are able to directly control a person’s central nervous system. Dealing with a pair of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=48&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Err this title is so troubling, come on buff-people I am rooting for you here, do not mess this up!</p>
<p>**Blink**</p>
<p>Synopsis: <em>For Health class, students unknowingly adopt “eggs” of a Bezoar demon growing under the school. Its arachnoid “babies” are able to directly control a person’s central nervous system. Dealing with a pair of outlaw vampire brothers in addition to slaying the enormous Bezoar before its progeny take over Sunnydale, Buffy gets ultra-grounded for her trouble. </em></p>
<p>I wonder what would happen if this “parenting eggs” idea was still around?&#8230;what would I do to get out of it?…I am having bad thoughts about mentally putting myself in the middle of suburbia hell so I shall drop the subject and move on to the crap-osity of this episode…</p>
<p>I am disappointed and shaking my head as I ‘wag’ my finger at these buffy people. The writer on this episode was Marti Noxon. I’ve noticed that some of my most favored episodes (that is not to say I like any of them remotely) have been written by Joss Whedon, who is also the creator of the show (…but apparently a man who is unable to keep his staff in sync).</p>
<p>The cowboy (outlawed/nomadic) vamps are totally ridiculous…I wonder if there are any people angry about this out there? I mean really, “Ahh gots meh a plan, an ima the one who do the thinkin’ round hea”…cowboys do not talk like this people! Do not allow yourselves to be culture-washed.</p>
<p>The cycles of influence that occur in this episode, are pretty clear. And it isn’t just shows that have influenced Buffy…it is also other mediums that have been influenced <strong>by</strong> Buffy. The influence that <em>the x-files</em> have had on this show has been pretty obvious since the very beginning…actually the influence seems to extend all the way to the direction of the show; the way that Buffy has a “monster of the week” is much like the way that the <em>X-files</em> operate (granted the X-files do it better). Also, like the <em>x-files</em>, Buffy [the show] is straying a lot from just vampires and other mythical creatures to more complex antagonists, like Ted the machine man. However there are a lot of similarities that I see in this episode that bring back tidbits from other works, which have come after Buffy.</p>
<p>At one point in this crapfest the cowboy brothers begin to talk about the ‘massacring of an entire Mexican village’. This is a good bit of history that is able to be twisted by the writers. The <strong>Tlatelolco massacre</strong>, also known as <strong>The Night of Tlatelolco</strong> (from a book title by the Mexican writer Elena Poniatowska), was a government massacre of student and civilian protesters that took place during the afternoon and night of October 2nd, 1968. The death toll remains controversial, which is why it’s a clever historical fact to incorporate into the show. The government estimates place the death toll at 30, while some estimates place it in the thousands. Most sources, however, report between 200 and 300 deaths. This subplot of “Vampires as the cause of death in Mexico during 1968” was adopted by Stephanie Meyer in her <em>Twilight Saga</em>.</p>
<p>Also, a smaller yet noteworthy tidbit was the idea of a bezoar. Let us check to see if the Buffy people are paying attention and doing their research. A bezoar is like a hairball (or a mass) usually found in the stomach…it was historically thought to possess the (magical) power to cure the ill victim from ANY poison.  J.K. Rowling uses this idea effectively in her wonderfully unique and Masterful books, the Harry Potter series. But in Buffy the bezoar is a giant intestinal-spider looking animal who lives beneath the concrete at Sunnydale High School, and spawns ‘bad eggs’…you get an F for lack of effort Buffy people…you cannot just take mythical things and bend them to your will and expect us to be as stupid and naïve as you are!!!    </p>
<p>So as the episode drags on…Buffy and Angel keep looking at each other with increasing lust, this is good. It’s probably the first time in all of season two that I have seen a plot development that lasts longer then one episode. The buffy team are being patient, they are allowing the romantic magic to flow at a relatively elusive pace…we, the audience are being allowed to taste, chew, and even linger on this brewing romance; no hurried swallowing. I am impressed **jinx knock on wood**.</p>
<p>I thought we were going to be put through yet another craptastic ending when Buff Buff started whining to woody-Angel about how they would never be able to make little Vampy Babies…(seriously?!!&#8230;)…but, she managed to shut up just in time for us to get a pretty normal mist-less graveyard ending!</p>
<p>“It was a gas leak people”&#8230;let’s move on with our lives and forget the fact that a spider took over our bodies for a few hours!! Believe-able right?!&#8230;</p>
<p>…NOT!&#8230;sigh…</p>
<p>I guess if we are forced to see graveyards they should at least be mist-less. Apparently a ‘2.13 SURPRISE’ is in store for us.</p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.11: Ted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What sort of name is Ted?…a lame name that what…oh let me not be a broken record and just blink already, here goes!  Synopsis: Buffy returns home one evening to find her mother kissing a stranger in the kitchen. Joyce&#8217;s date, Ted, turns abusive with Buffy, who accidentally kills him in self-defense. Believing herself guilty [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=46&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What sort of name is Ted?…a lame name that what…oh let me not be a broken record and just blink already, here goes! </p>
<p>Synopsis: <em>Buffy returns home one evening to find her mother kissing a stranger in the kitchen. Joyce&#8217;s date, Ted, turns abusive with Buffy, who accidentally kills him in self-defense. Believing herself guilty of manslaughter, the Slayer is hardily relieved to learn that Ted is a serial killer android targeting Joyce as his next wife/victim. </em></p>
<p>Man with every episode step I take things get freakier and friskier…warning do not date anyone from Sunnydale…</p>
<p>So we began with a bit of old people foreplay sex…which is as I mentioned before always nauseating.</p>
<p>I think this may be one of my favorite episodes yet, it was so bizarre and genuinely scary. Like the Bugman character who lived a double life, Ted turns out to be a crazy robot machine playing “find the perfect wife.”</p>
<p>The scoring was really on-point for this one. There’s no way around it, it was just bone chilling stuff. The scariest scene was when everyone (Ted, mom, Buff, and the loser clan) went out to play mini-golf. It was broad daylight, there was no stupid mist, or blood gushing and it was terrifying. The way he looked and spoke to Buffy, I literally jumped!</p>
<p>Oh man there wasn’t one bit of predictability in this episode, when Buffy loses her cool and kills Ted by kicking him down the stairs…FRIGGEN MAGICAL!!…I seriously believed it…thought they were going to have to start shooting from jail…haha slayer from jail…funny.</p>
<p>I don’t mean to spend the entire post on plot but this is the first chance I’ve gotten all season to actually focus on it…its amazing loops all in 45minutes…perhaps it was the domestic violence part that had me on the edge of my seat or maybe it was the connection to reality, this guy can definitely exist in the ‘real’ world he is a machine, we have them here they are called sociopaths  and that leave you unsettled and frightened.</p>
<p>A confession, I may watch this episode again…SHOCKER!!</p>
<p>Before I depart I want to quickly point out Buffy’s continuous anorexia problems…and is it just me or is there some serious sexual tension between her and Angel?…hmm perhaps I wasn’t wrong about my “virgin-E.T.” theory…</p>
<p>Tisk tisk what will the priest say about this one?</p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.10: What’s My Line Pt.2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[…we continue…  Synopsis: While Career Week drags on at Sunnydale High, Buffy and Kendra form an uneasy alliance to stop Spike from sacrificing Angel, whose blood, ritually spilled when the moon is full, is Drusilla&#8217;s only cure. The Slayers bring Spike&#8217;s plan, to host a massive killing spree for Dru&#8217;s &#8220;coming out party,&#8221; down around [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=44&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>…we continue… </p>
<p>Synopsis: <em>While Career Week drags on at Sunnydale High, Buffy and Kendra form an uneasy alliance to stop Spike from sacrificing Angel, whose blood, ritually spilled when the moon is full, is Drusilla&#8217;s only cure. The Slayers bring Spike&#8217;s plan, to host a massive killing spree for Dru&#8217;s &#8220;coming out party,&#8221; down around his ears.</em></p>
<p>Uhhh, I’m a little speechless…this was a pretty disturbing episode.</p>
<p>We have a Vampy posing as a security officer, who shoots up the school…maybe the Buff-people have a Micheal Moore complex, that would explain why everything happens in school…maybe they have no money for set design…which would explain why these people have no seasons!</p>
<p>Also the Bugman monster thing was way creepy…I actually preferred him in his wormy state, he had the creepiest face! I may actually have nightmares. Equally disturbing, Angel has absolutely NO arm-pitt hair…that’s freaky, that just makes the mind wander…which is never good for this show…bleh!</p>
<p>This show is starting to feel very much like the X-files, well no its nothing like the X-files because the X-files was an AWESOME show and this shows suffers from stinky ass…but the whole bizarre monsters thing…is touching on X-file territory. Ahh I wish I could be watching the X-files instead…gloomy sadness doom…haha, ive got dramatic issues.</p>
<p>So because of the Angel, Dru, full moon incantation thingy it appears that Dru is healthy again…this is the part where we see the hairless man pitts, so if your following be sure to cover/divert your eyes.</p>
<p>Buffy does some cowboy lasso work and burns Dru and Spike in a rather large fire, we then transition into a vending machine of chips…see what I mean about the stupidity of this show! You cant do that and expect the viewer not to laugh…think of it this way, you as the viewer see: fire burning bodies chips are 45 cents…???…wtf you have no choice but to laugh, or go jump of the nearest roof with depression close at your heels.</p>
<p>Sadly the Jamaican Slayer is leaving…I feel gloomy already. She was the only one who rolled her eyes with me when Buffy said stupid things like “nobody messes with my boyfriend”…she was the one that told broke Willow: “I don’t hug.”</p>
<p>No one bothered to check and make sure that the two biggest enemies were truly dead so Dru managed to get herself and Spike out of the fire…I think it was meant as a big cliffhanger but it just failed…Dru and Spike are becoming pretty pointless characters.</p>
<p>Ahh I hope this means no vamps for a few episodes…</p>
<p>Until next time!</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah we have arrived at the very first ‘Pt.1 of 2’ episodes. I’m pleased to announce I am not alone, I’ve got my dearest Bee with me to endure the pain today (she was the only one I could convince)… Like clock work we begin with a horse-jam title…but I’ve grown to accept the inability [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=42&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah we have arrived at the very first ‘Pt.1 of 2’ episodes. I’m pleased to announce I am not alone, I’ve got my dearest Bee with me to endure the pain today (she was the only one I could convince)…</p>
<p>Like clock work we begin with a horse-jam title…but I’ve grown to accept the inability of creativity from the Buff-people…and so let’s blink and get started.</p>
<p>Synopsis: <em>To get help killing Buffy while he intensifies his search for Dru&#8217;s cure, Spike calls upon the Order of Taraka. Buffy is attacked by a series of assassins, including her heir &#8220;Kendra, the Vampire Slayer,&#8221; who was called when Buffy died at the end of Season 1 and initially mistakes Buffy for a vampire. Kendra, having seen &#8220;vampire&#8221; Buffy kissing vampire Angel, has already taken Angel out of the picture. </em></p>
<p>GASP! Did that just say TWO vampy slayers, oh can it be a twist worth my while?!…**pressing play*knocking on wood*pressing play**…</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">45min. Later:</span> Wait I need a few more minutes I’m still laughing to hard to type correctly…</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">2-3min. Later:</span> Oh man that was PACKED with funny stuff. The scene opens with a whiny-buff, whining to her vampire boyfriend about vampires, who in-turn begins to whine about some stupid shyt I don’t remember…this is a match made in comedy friggen heaven people.</p>
<p>We have the return of the great Principle (hoorahhhyy!!) how wastes no time in making himself memorable: “it means nothing Xander, whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath…an airborne toxic event.” Ah man its like this guy is channeling my every thought, thieving my annoyance and anger and twisting it into perfect spears of deviously crafty malicious words, all aimed at Xander…that loser!</p>
<p>I’m going to leap here, because If I don’t then ill spend all day there.</p>
<p>Ever wondered how Vamps travel? Well there are apparently two choices and two choices only…First is a private jet, and the second is with the cargo.</p>
<p>Buffy’s off to her old ’grossing us out’ ways…she kisses Angel whilst he still has his demon face on, and then claims she “…[didn’t] even notice”…yeah right his frown lines are so deep I could climb into one of them and hide from this terrible show…hey now I think I’ve just had a Einstein…hmm ill mentally store it.</p>
<p>The big Shocker of the show is that we have a Jamaican Vampires Slayer, the buffy-people did a good job on their ’predictable’ issues here. We didn’t find out until the very end that “I [Jamaican Girl] am Kendra, the Vampire Slayer.” She was pretty interesting I hope they keep her for longer then one episode…or maybe its because she’s like the first person of color to have a role in this “show”…air qoutes…</p>
<p>I don’t know how important this will be as of yet…but how easy is it to break into Buffy’s home? So easy Xander can do it. Xander and Cordy are complete morons…and hopefully they’ll die…I’m not sure yet…but I doubt it, how much damage can a monster who turns into a million little worms do? Besides that…</p>
<p>Today we’ve learned an invaluable piece of information. Kendra almost kills Angel by locking him in a cage next to a window and leaving him there get some color (haha, see what I mean this girl is kick-ass). But anyway the point is that if Angel gets exposed to sunlight he dies! Unlike stupid Stephanie Meyer and her Twilight goons who want everyone to believe that vampires “shine and make wind chime-y music” in the sunlight…are you listening Meyer?…even the dumb-ass Buffy people know that that’s too stupid to fly, you should feel ashamed it hard to be dumber then these people!</p>
<p>We end with a to be continued so I shall</p>
<p>…to be continued…</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.8: “The Dark Age“….BLAHH!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Everyone (and by ’everyone’ I mean my T.A. Ovi who is apparently the only one reading this…)! Its been a while since my last post, but I’m glad to be back… We start with yet another lame title, but lets see if it can redeem itself…oh and for those of you who want to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=40&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Everyone (and by ’everyone’ I mean my T.A. Ovi who is apparently the only one reading this…)! Its been a while since my last post, but I’m glad to be back…</p>
<p>We start with yet another lame title, but lets see if it can redeem itself…oh and for those of you who want to follow along with the epi. posts, I am sorry to report that all season 2 and 3 episodes have been removed from the net…</p>
<p>So I handed over my $40 bucks to the salesman at Barnes&amp;Nobles who couldn’t “for the life of him” understand why I was buying this craptastic 6-Disc Dvd set…to which I replied “I cant for the life of me understand why your store carries it…or why your saying things like ‘for the life of me…’”. I think I might’ve hurt his feelings…but, hey he was definitely asking for it, dweeb!</p>
<p>As you probably guessed I am not happy about spending money on crap Dvd sets that look like Vampy porno (mark my words this angel boy is definitely going to take Buff-buff’s virgin-E.T.).</p>
<p>Due to Hulu’s massive asshole-ness-osity, I think I will engage a new trend. I will give you lovely readers (and myself) a synopsis of the episode before I “tear it apart” (or perhaps “praise it together”??). These synopses will come courtesy of wikiwikipedia!</p>
<p>So here goes: <em>“Haunted by his dark past when he was known as Ripper, Giles confronts his old crony Ethan Rayne in an attempt to save Jenny from the lethal consequences of possession by the demon Eyghon. With Giles and the Slayer slated as its next victims, demon-ridden Angel forces Eyghon to possess him instead.” </em></p>
<p>Hmm, I smell a character development…</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">44min. Later:</span> Wow, that was totally…expected. Man if this show doesn’t get an imagination soon I might stab my eyes out and Dunphy will have no choice but to excuse me from watching this!!</p>
<p>I keep going over reasons for why this show is such lame toast, and my conclusion is that it’s a variation of things. I mean I’ve talked about the awful writing, the manure scoring (which has been improving), the inconsistency, the crap writing, the crap writing, the crap writing…im running out of things to say…its not fun to kick people down whilst their already dead and can no longer feel it.</p>
<p>This episodes felt really overworked, from the signs on the doors to the way the first 20min of the show were spent by blatantly pointing out that Giles (buff’s watcher) is such a goody goody and “oh look at his tweed”…WE ARE NOT STUPID we get that making him look like a goody goody will cause major SHOCK when it turns out that he has a dark past…but you’ve pushed it way too far buffy-people…you need to learn how to control yourselves…show me only what you MUST show me!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">The insignificant people on this episode:</span> I liked the game Buffy and Willow were playing, its called “anywhere but here”…I’ve started playing during some of the Willow and Xander dialogue…man can those two be anymore pathetic?…don’t bother answering that was purely rhetorical and even if it wasn’t, there isn’t anyone who can disagree. Comically enough it was Cordilia (whose death I’m eagerly awaiting) that made a MassMedia reference today…well sort-of: “isn’t the point of computers to replace books?”…That brought me back to our books chapter. Ahh also we had our very first trip to the morgue this season. The ‘morgue-guy’ did two very amazing things. First, he took the attendance of the dead bodies…he didn’t seem upset when none of them said ‘present’. And second he asked if anyone wanted breakfast! Classic!</p>
<p>More importantly we learned that Giles has a prison tat (I’m kidding its not from prison)…and that in his dreams its either always snowy or filled with falling dandruff.  Which brings to me to my most important point…how come the seasons don’t change in Sunnydale? I bet the buffy-people didn’t think Id notice…which I wouldn’t have time to notice if there was ANYTHING actually worth paying attention to.</p>
<p>Actually I’m being mean, there was a pretty cool role reversal this episode between Buffy and Giles, they bonded pretty well. Instead of Buffy giving us a strip-tease we had to endure Giles getting a woody from Jenny who likes to stroke his reseeding hairline and say gross-gross things like: “you’re a sexy fuddy-duddy” and “this Saturday night, lets see if I CAN MAKE YOU SQUIRM”….bleh! my lunch is definitely squirming. Gah! Old people sex makes me want to die. (I hope your catching all these suicidal comments Dunphy!)</p>
<p>**the lesson I learned from this episode: When tying someone (like a Vampy-slayer perhaps) down to a table…ALWAYS make sure that there are no convenient sharp nails around, because otherwise she will escape…!</p>
<p>I’m thinking that I will host a little Buffy party for the next few episode’s since they are “Whats my line Part 1 and Part 2”…stay tuned!</p>
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		<title>Buffy 2.7: Lie to me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now I am upset at myself for having hope! We finally have a minute of normalcy between Buffy and Angel and then the very first thing that these lunatic producers/writers/directors do is strip it all away with a cliché “misunderstanding” This is becoming a really bad habit…I still haven’t been able to shake the nail-biting [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=notlogorrhea.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9521223&amp;post=31&amp;subd=notlogorrhea&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I am upset at myself for having hope! We finally have a minute of normalcy between Buffy and Angel and then the very first thing that these lunatic producers/writers/directors do is strip it all away with a cliché “misunderstanding”</p>
<p>This is becoming a really bad habit…I still haven’t been able to shake the nail-biting thing…so it wont be easy for them to break this habit of being consistently inconsistent.</p>
<p>The whole plot of the story is centered on kids who WANT to become vampy’s…which is very comical, because all they do is annoy Spike (who is now the head honcho) and become Vampy food.</p>
<p>Someone should give Buffy a bed in the cemetery she spends all her friggen time there. Funny digression: one of the head stones was amazingly fake…it was painted with big black letters spelling out DAD…haha so very funny. But then I thought where is Buffy’s daddy?&#8230;hmm perhaps I shall investigate in further blog posts!</p>
<p>The title was, for once in the history of season two, very clever and effective.</p>
<p>I was enthralled by the ending scene. Even though it was in the graveyard, once aggggain, it felt different…there was no misty-mist and no sappy scoring…it was some good acting on Sarah Michele Gellar’s part…Buffy never looked so believable.</p>
<p>Ahhhhh the show is progressing overall but I’m still not entirely sold. Sometimes I think that I’m being too harsh, that the effects and equipment weren’t the same then as they are now…but that truly no excuse. There are great shows that are old but still can compare to the shows that are on now a days…well actually television is pretty crap-tastic right now…with a few exceptions (house, glee, giants/yankee games). Sometimes when a show has magic it’s impossible to put down. Gilmore Girls is a good example…sometimes it gets a little sappy here and there but overall it’s a great show with AMAZING writers, and whatever anyone may say its hard to look away.</p>
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<p>Buffy needs to start making magic. I’m here waiting wanting to be captured…</p>
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